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The talk show ‘Free Cheese’* discusses |
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| Ñóááîòà, 02 Íîÿáðü 2002 | ||||||||
 Anchorman: Viktor ShenderovichHello! I am Viktor Shenderovich, and this is ‘Free Cheese’, a program about Russia and whom it chooses to elect. We did not air on Saturday, as other matters occupied the country. On that day, the nation that three years ago simply chose no one has paid for its choice, though it does not seem to understand that. In Russia, and it was not I who noted this first, the most important thing is not what happens, but what you label it. A very instilled populace lives in these Yes, last Wednesday, October 23rd, fifty armed murderous bandits and murderous widows burst into a theater center and held nearly one thousand people hostage. The terrorists were Chechens. We must admit that the most striking thing here was not that they seized a building in central Moscow, but that in this, the third year of the second Chechen war, nobody in the country was expecting anything like this. That is our way: we kick the side of the ball with all our strength, and we are greatly surprised when it rebounds from the same angle. Once again we put the ball in the same place and once again we give it a mighty kick, and once again we are surprised by the rebound. We went to war against these people, not ourselves. For ourselves we meant something completely different: a higher GDP rating, a richer military budget, and a lift to governmental and national pride, while the blood was meant to be exclusively Chechen. But then this suddenly happens. The security forces, however, were ready for a terrorist attack long ago. Even after the apartment bombings in Moscow, the promised the public, “The mouse won’t escape the trap.” I do not know about mice, but these healthy lizards with their busload of weapons and explosives drove right straight to the capital without any issues. A few stubborn citizens for the last ten days have already been asking: how could this happen? How could these fifty militants walk around Moscow and the Lubyanka did not have its ears and snouts out? The question is completely irrelevant. The Lubyanka has a completely different focus; it has its own joys, in this case causing a dissident to rot in jail in hereditary happiness. Or kidnapping a journalist and handing him over to some vague Chechens in hopes that they would “stitch him up” — remember this? Or they invade the privacy of a television celebrity with bugs and spiders. They caught the ecologist Pasko and the physicist Sutyagin and have not released these men from jail for four years already, without ever being sentenced. Now that is some The day after the capture of Afterwards, the president and, in turn, every politician in the country went up to the microphones and said: the most important thing is to save the lives of hostages. This was in general, but in particular, everyone back then had his own little political deal going down. Clubs quickly formed according to interests. Our Man in Strasbourg, Dmitry Rogozin, started with what Lord Judd spat out. Lord Judd, of course, is a major Russian attack directed at Chechnya. He rides around, looks here and there, and does not allow himself to be turned. It was he, I suppose, who turned the republic into a heap of ruins and stole the money allocated for its restoration. Judd is certainly terrible, but still, if I were in Rogozin’s shoes, while struggling with this British lord I would at least try to hide some of my satisfaction at the incident. (Sound bite of Rogozin): “…There are some people from whom we’re waiting for a reaction, but, I hope, we can expect one soon. In particular, I am interested in my dear partner, Lord Judd. Somehow I still don’t see any reaction from him. So, if there’s no reaction, we’ll have to draw some difficult conclusions.” The clubs according to interests continued to work smoothly. While Dmitry (Rogozin) was kicking the lord around, some unnamed person in the Russian leadership let fly with an ethnic theme. It was later discovered that the militants had not released any Georgians, or any “persons of Islamic nationality,” as this gentleman at the (hostage rescue) headquarters so aptly put it. They were not released, and some of them died, refusing to give up on their Russian and The night and the morning after the capture, dozens of citizens, members of parliament are just normal people, offered themselves as hostages in exchange for women and children at Kadyrov turned out to be a man of great intelligence. They promised to spare the lives of fifty Muscovites if he would show up in the auditorium, but, in the nick of time, Kadyrov realized that his life was so much more important to mankind than those 50 women and children, and he never came to What can you say? Kadyrov is no Ella Panfilova who can go around offering himself up as a hostage. He is a serious man with a big job. Yes, and the president, they say, forbid him from doing this. Well, maybe he never forbad him, but he certainly did not recommend it. The president talked with us Russians the day after the capture of International terrorism is, of course, exists, but the Barayev family that gave us Then there was a very insightful story: a Chechen journalist went on the trail of slave traders, and the trail went quite a long way, perhaps even too far. As was reported in the newspaper ‘Moskovskie Novosti’, the journalist managed to write down the number of the federal document that provided Barayev with his reliable “cover”, but for some reason, it was not Barayev who began having problems with the security services, but this journalist. The federal authorities detained him, and he spent three days in a pit. He left it barely alive, and all the data he collected was destroyed by the feds. In general, they fought Movsar Barayev’s uncle as best they could, but he died at the hands of his clansmen, and later (well, he was dead anyway) this was discovered to be a victory on the part of our security services. Our security services, however, got their great victory last week in Moscow, just before the assault. That was when there was some real gas in your head! A hundred times they rolled old Maskhadov footage on television, and three hundred times they connected these to the If Yastrzhembsky said something, then there is no doubt about its veracity. He and Udugov are two of the most honest men in this war. But, true or not, given this sort of thing it would be unprofessional not to stamp out Maskhadov! By the way, right at the time of the …But only some senseless refugee, with at least a roof over his head that has not been bombed, can dream of peace in Chechnya — someone who does not knows how much drugs are worth or what oil smells like or what earmarks look like. But what about weaponry? What about the military budget? And, finally, what about prestige? And what about the one hundred and fifty agencies cutting their teeth in the war? Does all this mean nothing? In general, what happened at The gears of the plot kept turning, simultaneously and in different directions. On Friday, the terrorists were threatening to shoot the hostages to force their families go out and march in a demonstration. The country was faced with a terrible (Footage of a colonel): “…Police colonel, my name… I’m not required to give you… Everyone, dear citizens, I ask you to disperse.” The police, in general, coped well with the parents of the hostages. God grant Our Defenders good health! The Kremlin’s refusal to make concessions warned the terrorists of an impending assault. Another twenty hours passed, for the twentieth time the authorities said that the most important thing was to save lives, and then they gave the That was how it was decided, that was what is was called, and that was what was reported to the president. But what was reported to the president is now becoming an ultimate reality. The Kremlin pop group ‘The Brilliants’ instantly entered the hit parade of the world news agencies, and a few hours later we saw the first footage from the assault. Some unknown Frederico Fellini over at the FSB did his best, and an especially nice touch was that bottle of brandy next to Barayev’s corpse. You can just see him shooting back with one hand and taking another sip from the bottle with the other. When the assault was over, the commandos began carrying out the hostages, and then, after about a half hour, the police showed up. The policemen started to help, but reflexes are stubborn things. One of the policemen started to, apparently automatically, rummage through an unconscious hostage’s purse. When she suddenly woke up, he just as automatically gave her a kick. Commandos who saw this later told about it to ‘Gazeta’, and how they saw the policeman at the same place at the entrance to the building. That they remarked with full knowledge of the subject, is, in my view, the only positive outcome of the operation. Then General Patrushev appeared before the television cameras and said that all the gangsters had been liquidated or destroyed, but at the same time the Interior Ministry was announcing that several are still being sought. Once again, they cannot get their stories straight, just like with Barayev’s cognac and the Ryazan sugar (FSB officers were arrested planting explosives, which the FSB later claimed it to be sugar, in the basement of an apartment building in Ryazan during the infamous apartment bombings of 1999 — ed). Even more difficult was getting the journalists on the same page. They immediately tried to question Moscow (Footage of Shantsev): “Well… (He shrugs and straightens himself.) …What was it you were talking about?” Soon, when the number of dead began to steadily increase, the Americans were already getting interested in the formula of the gas, but we did not give our military secret to the bourgeois! We did not give it to our own people, either. Even the doctors were not told the formula, they just injected with whatever they had. In general they were told nothing, not even about how there could hundreds of people dying of suffocation and intoxication showing up in a half hour. During those days, Health Minister Shevchenko manifested himself not so much as a good doctor, as a great statesman. While people were dying in hospitals, and doctors were trying to bring them back from the dead with their own hands, Shevchenko to the very last was defending his government. (Footage of Shevchenko): “…The professionals, including myself, were warned!” It is pleasant to know that the Minister of Health was warned, but I do not really understand why the ambulances did not begin arriving until a half hour after the assault, and why half the teams were made up of unqualified medical assistants. I think it was because from the very beginning the authorities placed above everything else saving the lives of the hostages! Apparently for this same reason the doctors were not permitted to communicate with relatives, and all information was made secret at the very root. And those bourgeois would never have found out our secret, had not for some German doctors in Munich who on the third day found fentanyl in the blood of two of their compatriots, former hostages. Before this, however, for two days in a row, our federalissimos played guessing games with the people: they admitted that it was a gas, but would not say which. Then they said it was usually given during anesthesia. And then the good news: the dead turned out not to have been poisoned, only suffocated. Some of them swallowed their tongues and others simply had their hearts give out. They soon found that many of the dead had health problems. On the death certificates was written: “the cause of death has not been determined”. This was just in case, because, who knows? Some family will go and start a lawsuit, but too bad! The cause of death has not been determined! Thank God for the authorities that it is all over. At least the President was not traumatized. When the president offered to visit the suffocated, patients who were doing much better were quickly located, some who were never even hostages. Vladimir Putin quickly, for fifteen minutes, popped into the Sklifosovsky Hospital. Work is work. He even joked with the patients. (Footage of Putin in the hospital ward): “Well, at least they feed you here.” Well, apparently the president was rushed and there was no time for any texts to get to him. Here with his text is our poet of truth, Igor Irtenev, who has residing within him a certain optimism about all that happened. IRTENEV: When it’s gotten a bit better, We can admit to each other - That everything could be worse, That everything could be more terrible. In places here and there We sailed the ship through storms. So what if we did not manage without losses, But, they say they were within the normal range. I am ready to lay the whole bunch At an alcove before my people Since childhood it knows the word ‘dote’ And is unaccustomed to antidote. The day after the commandos destroyed the bandits, the police returned to their traditional occupation of catching brunettes, but this is already no joke. Moscow is seriously talking about universal fingerprinting for Chechens. Hunting season for them, as a matter of fact, never really was over, but here they are going out with a During our current broadcast we still have not said a word about the Federal Parliament. As if anything in this country could happen without it! And it will not. Parliament joined in the hostage rescue as early as last Thursday, immediately after the seizure of The Lower House rushed on all cylinders to rescue the hostages. Communist Kravets first thing offered a rebuff of Western television programs that were calling the theatrical center hostage takers rebels. Independent MP Fedulov (also taking care of the hostages) urgently invited consideration of introducing direct presidential rule (presumably, not inside the theatrical center), while Liberal Mitrofanov looked at the root causes and ordered an immediate act of patriotism be carried out. Well, at least they all tried. After the assault, Parliament did not relax, and for a long time beat their patriotic The press, indeed, is a terrible evil. Without it the State would be such a cool thing indeed! But no: they climb into every crack, show up wherever they can and simply upset the leadership. At first they were getting underfoot with their live broadcasts, then they went and started analyzing everything in general. Compare the films and documents with the chronology, and it does look so good. For example, it turns out that the shooting that was used to justify the use of the gas and the start of the assault – never happened. It did not happen immediately before the assault, as the last dead and wounded were taken away at two in the morning by ambulance that the bandits themselves had summoned, while the gas was not used until five in the morning and no one was doing any shooting before that. It took a long time to release the gas, and the militants knew that it was being used and that had time and a half to blow up the building, but for some reason they did not blow it up. On Sunday, ‘NTV’ was examining everything, but on Monday its general director, Boris Jordan, was summoned to the Kremlin for his treatments. He returned barely alive. One can understand our Kremlin comrades: there is good reason why they are behind the toothed wall, since more than two years ago they took out Gusinsky for making such analyses on channel four. It is fair to say that there are media outlets that work with greater governmental awareness. ‘Komsomolskaya Pravda’, for example, wrote this harsh truth: “While Khakamada, Nemtsov, and Yavlinsky were energetically doing PR for the terrorists, one man in Russia was not talking, but working.” Can you guess whom? The morning after the assault, a correspondent for ‘RTR’ said: “People are arriving at the theater building on Dubrovka and placing candles and thanking God that all ended well.” So I would like to say that the journalists are not hopeless, there are many among them who understand that the policies of the Party and the State are correct! (Interlude with a portion of the song ‘I don’t know any other country’.) When the brilliant operation to free the hostages from life had finally ended, Putin once again went on television and apologized to the relatives of the victims. He said that they could not save everyone. Well, strictly speaking, it was not that that they could not save them, but that they destroyed them with their own hands, but these are just details. Once again, there was not a word about Chechnya, just more about global terrorism. This was very competent of him, and the sociologists immediately recorded a further rise in his ratings. Then Putin announced a period of mourning. He declared it just a little early, since not everyone had a change to die yet, but the main thing here was to quickly get the even over with. When the mourning period had passed, it was as if it was all over and questions now seemed out of place. Some charity news: Tuesday at a Moscow hospital, the Filatov, children who were held hostage received a visit from ‘Pal Pavlovich’ (Pavel Pavlovich) Borodin, who during the time of the But for now our weakening brains can draw certain somewhat stronger conclusions from the recent days. Our priorities, citizens, have finally matured, and that is what I am going to tell you. They have matured and have been established, it seems, for a long time. These priorities are proper, sturdy, and proven over the decades. No nonsense, and no democratic toys. To put it very briefly: we can never negotiate with Maskhadov in any way, but we can poison and hundred and a half of our own citizens for the sake of our principles, and even for the benefit of our ratings. Over here you do not see principles just lying in the street, they are for the State worth their weight in gold and must be maintained with bated breath. You can even stop breathing, as there is nothing scary about it. Treat the people like dirt. A hundred and fifty more, or a one hundred and fifty less, does not matter, especially since the census is over and none of these will spoil the indicators. And that is enough with all the fuss. We have a nonstop road to the future! On Thursday, in support of this road’s directness, city authorities banned an Now it has already been a week and a half, and anyone who is still talking about ending the war is an accomplice of the terrorists. They call it ‘Stockholm syndrome’, ever heard the term? The terrorists have made all those peacekeepers down there into zombies, and so they do not want any war, got it? But I know another case of Stockholm syndrome, and it is quite massive. It is when the entire country falls into the hands of a group of (Footage of Putin): “…No matter what, the terrorists have no future, and that’s the truth. They have no future, but we do.” Metaphor is such a good thing. It would really be quite a good thing, if it were not true, but that is our reality, and that is that. In Moscow last Wednesday, two children, two little artists from (Footage of blood bank employee): “…That’s it, everybody leave. Thank you all. There is no need right now for this many donors. Save your blood until the next time.” When and where will be the next time? And what? A kindergarten in Voronezh? A dormitory in Perm? I do not know. Russia is big, and protecting it from global terrorism are still the same reliable warriors: Troshev and Patrushev, and the feds who protected Barayev from arrest, and that policeman who kicked the unconscious hostage — Russians have a reliable defense, all we need do is wait and hope that maybe the next one will not be a kindergarten, but, say, the Kremlin. Because in that case, perhaps, they will not poison the hostages with gas, but in any case the human toll will be much lower. Good luck! Verses: Broad is our native land For its decisive leaders. In it big policies Kill young people. We do not want Maskhadov He is the offspring of Hell. We will crawl to Hell With our own reptiles. Terrorists hide in the mountains. The court shines for reporters. Because of them the city thought That exercises were going on. There is in Russia a general, Who never tells a lie. This is a general Toptygin, But he is a bear, and in an old book. And in the theaters and in the apartments We are now as if at war. P--sing on them in the outhouses (a reference to a famous Putinism — ed) The fragrance wafts throughout the land.  * ‘Free cheese’ refers to a Russian maxim: “Free cheese is only in a mousetrap.” This is equivalent to the American saying: “There ain’t no thing as a free lunch.” Views: 8164 |
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